Comic Book Meme | [4/5 Female Characters]
Kate Bishop (Hawkeye)
"Do you like Helvetica? My flyer rules."
Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.
Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying
My name is Kurt Wagner. Better known as Nightcrawler.
I went to Wimbledon and I think this may be the most British thing I have ever recieved.
Ron always just ****ing knows
If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!
|Me:||Did you find everything ok today Sir?|
|Male Customer:||Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?|
|Me:||21, but yes.|
|Male Customer:||God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues|
|Male Customer:||so do you like working here? Are you in school?|
|Me:||Your total today is 21.38 Sir.|
|Male Customer:||Are you seeing anyone?|
|Me:||......Cash or Credit Sir?|
|Male Customer:||When do you get off work?|
|Male co-worker comes up next to me:||Everything ok?|
|Male Customer:||Yeah we're fine|
|Male Co-worker:||Actually I think you're being really rude|
|Male Customer:||What are you her boyfriend?|
|Male co-worker:||No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.|
|Male Customer:||You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.|
|Me:||It's really ok, everything is Ok|
|Male Co-worker:||No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*|
|Male Customer:||slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*|
|Male Co-worker:||You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*|
Have my first interview in an hour. Slightly nervous.
[[MORE]]you know what one day I’ll have a healthy relationship with someone and they will be so shocked about my past and we’ll laugh about it over...
- Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
- GOT/ASOIAF Spoiler in this post
There should be a scene in the upcoming series where Jon executes [one of the men responsible for Ned’s death], and...