July 5, 2014

I went to Wimbledon and I think this may be the most British thing I have ever recieved.

I went to Wimbledon and I think this may be the most British thing I have ever recieved.

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via iamala)

July 5, 2014

(Source: mithrandy, via lil-miss-choc)

July 5, 2014
erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just ****ing knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one ****ing knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as **** and thinking it’s hilarious

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just ****ing knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

(via lil-miss-choc)

July 5, 2014
The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
Me: 21, but yes.
Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
Me: ...........
Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
Male Customer: When do you get off work?
Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*
July 5, 2014

(Source: leah-erwen, via lil-miss-choc)

July 5, 2014

sauntering-vaguely:

we need a word for that feeling when you’re reading a Terry Pratchett novel and you know he just made a really clever reference but you have no idea what it’s about or even what you would google to figure it out and you just have to hope that somewhere down the line you’ll be in a class or reading a book or watching an old movie and they’ll bring up the thing and you’ll be like ohhhhhh that’s what it was

(via lil-miss-choc)

July 5, 2014
Just saw an ad claiming to have found a ‘wrinkle solution’ that ‘horrifies surgeons’.

blumineck:

I’m not sure what they want me to think about this, but it strikes me that surgeons, many of whom spend their days cutting people open and dealing with some pretty messed up internal organs (genereally while the patients are still alive, no less), must be a relatively difficult bunch to horrify, and I’m not entirely sure that I would want to apply something that has achieved this to my skin.

Although, maybe the solution to wrinkles just involves going through doorways without hand sanitiser mounted to the wall next to them.

July 5, 2014
Just saw an ad claiming to have found a ‘wrinkle solution’ that ‘horrifies surgeons’.

I’m not sure what they want me to think about this, but it strikes me that surgeons, many of whom spend their days cutting people open and dealing with some pretty messed up internal organs (genereally while the patients are still alive, no less), must be a relatively difficult bunch to horrify, and I’m not entirely sure that I would want to apply something that has achieved this to my skin.

July 4, 2014

theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

(via iamala)

July 4, 2014
lil-miss-choc:

seizingthedaze:

pittsburghdream:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

thats sick

Wut

They started teaching us the basics of this in cadets - we were climbing some pretty high walls. Of course, we were nowhere near this good because we were on a one week army course and the average level of fitness was approximately, “dire”, so we didn’t haven’t the strength or stamina to do it this quickly. But even untrained and weak humans can climb suprisingly high walls with a little bit of coaching and teamwork.

lil-miss-choc:

seizingthedaze:

pittsburghdream:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

thats sick

Wut

They started teaching us the basics of this in cadets - we were climbing some pretty high walls. Of course, we were nowhere near this good because we were on a one week army course and the average level of fitness was approximately, “dire”, so we didn’t haven’t the strength or stamina to do it this quickly. But even untrained and weak humans can climb suprisingly high walls with a little bit of coaching and teamwork.

(Source: relentless-soul)

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